Greeting Card - The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks.

$4.00

Inside caption reads: 
“Some dogs have breath
That could knock
A condor out of its nest."  -The Tao of Teensy, the Dog. 

(Text on back of card reads:) “The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks.”
Teensy, (aka “Lady McBreath”) does have a tendency to be demanding especially when mealtime rolls around. Her rumbly tummy is profoundly accurate as to the serving of breakfast and dinner and she has never arrived late when the chow bell rings. Despite her occasional scrubbing with her Sesame Street toothbrush and her daily noshing on raw carrots, she could use a TicTac every now and then.