Greeting Card - That's MISTER Conehead To You.
Inside caption reads:
“There's more than one way
To plow through the holidays." -The Tao of Teensy, The Dog.
(Text on back of card reads:) “That’s MISTER Conehead To You.”
Short-legged dogs know that snow can sometimes bury them. So the clever pups will just hitch a ride on a sled. That way you don’t get those pesky snowballs in your paws or a chilly belly. But if you’re stuck with a cone on your furry head, prepare to get plowed.