Greeting Card - That Didn't Go As Planned.
Inside caption reads:
“I was chasing a fly
By the window you see
When the blinds jumped out
And attacked me!” -The Tao of Bubbie, the Cat.
(Text on back of card reads:) “That Didn’t Go As Planned.”
Teensy, a delightful beagle, has two feline siblings: KeeKee and Bubbie. They are both brilliant hunters but occasionally obstacles like window blinds trip them up. Their destruction record is shredding 64 slats of window blinds in one day. Teensy was simply relieved that for once, some other pet took the heat for that mishap.