Greeting Card - Rx: Take Two Cookies And Call Me In The Morning.

$4.00

Inside caption reads:
“When the veterinarian
Takes your temperature,
Don’t sit down
Until the thermometer is gone.”  --The Tao of Teensy, The Dog.

(Text on back of card reads:) “Rx: Take Two Cookies And Call Me In The Morning.”
Teensy, a pampered beagle, realizes a routine visit to the doctor is necessary, but that doesn’t mean she likes it. All that peeking into her ears and flashlights in her eyes she finds very intrusive. But the worst is being weighed on those scales in front of everyone! It’s humiliating. And we won’t even discuss the whole ordeal with that pesky thermometer. At least she doesn’t have to wear a silly gown that opens down the back!