Greeting Card - Purr More. Hiss Less.

$4.00

Inside caption reads:
“To truly find yourself
Play Hide and Seek alone.”  -The Tao of Olivia, the Cat.

(Text on back of card reads:) “Purr More. Hiss Less.”
Teensy, a comical beagle, has a little sister named Olivia who is basically an eleven-pound dictator. She has no patience with an empty food bowl and will quickly begin singing the Song of Her People at 3am to bring attention to her near starvation. She also believes it is within her reign to block the doggy door while she painstakingly files her claws. Because you never know when you’ll need to pluck someone’s eyeballs out.