Greeting Card - Brace Yourself, Pooch.
Inside caption reads:
“It’s not having braces that is hard.
It’s flossing with paws. Now that’s difficult.”
(Text on back of card reads:) “Brace Yourself, Pooch.”
Teensy, an average-toothed beagle, has a little sister named Tyler who had to have a crowding tooth pulled. Teensy felt the whole procedure was ridiculous until Tyler flashed her winning smile. Then Teensy started researching braces. Swear to dog, it is true. Some dogs get braces. But once Teensy discovered she’d have to wear headgear at night, she dropped the whole charade.